I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear
Sir that is a hamburger.
i think this is the best post ever ok
WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN
i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang
are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or
…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?
iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME
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“Prim!” I cry out. “Prim!” Only another agonized scream answers me. How did she get here? Why is she part of the Games? (..) Her next wail rings out, clear as a bell, and there’s no mistaking the source. It’s coming from the mouth of a small, crested black bird perched on a branch about ten feet over my head. And then I understand. It’s a jabberjay.
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My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
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you know what that means, right?
SEE YOU ALL IN REHAB, MOTHAFUCKAAAAAS!
Theyll put us in mirrored glass cages to observe us and we’ll all just be like
SEE YOU ALL SEXY MOTHERFUCKERS YOU AND ME WILL MAKE LOVE
^ That Taylor York GIF, though.
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how to be my favourite teacher:
- let us listen to music in class
- give lots of work periods
- be sassy
- explain your material thoroughly and don’t rush
- don’t expect me to be perfect because i will make mistakes
- be sassy
- don’t give a lot of homework
- be sassy
- tell jokes and stuff because it makes it seem like you’re not my scary superior but someone just helping me learn
- be sasSY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST SASS LEFT AND RIGHT
- PLEASE
- AND
- THANK
- YOU
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The LOST tag is the funniest thing because it’s mostly full of hipsters
but then
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